The Holy Green Irish of Petro Hong Kong is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Shing How with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 20.733 billion Petro Hong Kongians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. The average income tax rate is 16.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Petro Hong Kongian economy, worth a remarkable 4,449 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 214,593 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, every week is blindness awareness week, and gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Petro Hong Kong's national animal is the zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Charismatic Wiccan Scientists.

Petro Hong Kong is ranked 15,789^th in the world and 15^th in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Largest Populations, with 20.7 billion capita.