The Confederacy of PeterThiel is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, avant-garde cinema, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 539 million PeterThielians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The frighteningly efficient PeterThielian economy, worth 69.2 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 128,340 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,162,358 per year while the poor average 1,674, a ratio of 694 to 1.

The nation has become a pariah for giving pirates letters of marque, selling advanced CPUs to anti-PeterThielian terrorists is no chip on the government's shoulders, the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give, and the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. PeterThiel's national animal is the poor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

PeterThiel is ranked 67,433^rd in the world and 2^nd in Bormla for Nudest, with 187.5 cheeks per square mile.