The District of Peter Phillips is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 36.352 billion Peter Phillipsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.6%.

The thriving Peter Phillipsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,793 trillion betales a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 49,331 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, Peter Phillips's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and citizens select which government department gets their income tax euros each year. Crime is moderate. Peter Phillips's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Peter Phillips is ranked 119,873^rd in the world and 188^th in State for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.