The Return of Peter Pan is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Peter Pan with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 20.281 billion Peter Panians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bangerang. The average income tax rate is 67.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Peter Panian economy, worth a remarkable 1,834 trillion Pans a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 90,445 Pans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason, punitive tariffs protect local industry, it is illegal to own a mobile phone, and parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peter Pan's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is The clock in the croc.

Peter Pan is ranked 137,607^th in the world and 1,996^th in eta for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 503.84 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.