Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,392ndLargest Retail Industry: 7,062ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,336th
The Twelfth Doctor of
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Peter Capaldi

Population6.793 billion

CapitalDarillium
LeaderThe Twelfth Doctor
FaithScience

Currencysonic sunglasses
Animalboneless

The Twelfth Doctor of Peter Capaldi is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by The Twelfth Doctor with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, lack of airports, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 6.793 billion Gallifreyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darillium. The average income tax rate is 60.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Gallifreyan economy, worth 619 trillion sonic sunglasseses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 91,144 sonic sunglasseses, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, university admissions staff are blindfolded to prevent accidental bias, and a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Peter Capaldi's national animal is the boneless, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Science.

Peter Capaldi is ranked 296,621st in the world and 9th in The Doctors for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.12 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,392ndLargest Retail Industry: 7,062ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,336thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,702ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,166thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 16,411thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,874thFattest Citizens: 17,930thMost Devout: 20,207thLargest Black Market: 20,602nd
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Peter Capaldi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Peter Capaldi, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Peter Capaldi, university admissions staff are blindfolded to prevent accidental bias.
  • : Following new legislation in Peter Capaldi, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Peter Capaldi, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in Peter Capaldi, national foreign policy involves significant amounts of hand wringing.
  • : Peter Capaldi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Peter Capaldi, scrapyards are filled with The Twelfth Doctor's face.
  • : Following new legislation in Peter Capaldi, the PCBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in Peter Capaldi, calling The Twelfth Doctor a tyrant is seen as the ultimate compliment.

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