The Kingdom of Perty Emps is a mid-sized, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 50 million Perty Empsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The strong Perty Empsian economy, worth 3.61 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 72,242 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Perty Emps's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Perty Emps is ranked 68,812^th in the world and 15^th in Lesbian for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 15,701.4 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.