The Free Land of Perium is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, pith helmet sales, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.651 billion Periumians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 70.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Periumian economy, worth 190 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,235 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, the country has essentially become 1.651 billion nations within a nation, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perium's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Perium is ranked 5,772^nd in the world and 23^rd in Concord for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,440.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.