The Fresh food people of Woolies is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dodgy cashier with an even hand, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, smutty television, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.256 billion Wooliesians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolies roast chicken central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Wooliesian economy, worth 781 trillion Mud cakes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 240,023 Mud cakes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,241,564 per year while the poor average 25,209, a ratio of 49.2 to 1.

Hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Woolies's national animal is the Aisle 12 cleanup, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ANZAC biccies.

Woolies is ranked 267,848^th in the world and 6,262^nd in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 11.54 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.