
| Population | 17.815 billion |
| Capital | Blumburgh |
| Leader | Sebastian Wagner |
| Faith | Beer |
| Currency | dollar |
| Animal | Sloth |
The Republic of Perendinate is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sebastian Wagner with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 17.815 billion Perendinateans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blumburgh. The average income tax rate is 45.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Perendinatean economy, worth a remarkable 3,588 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 201,434 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, the country is governed by a clique of political insiders known colloquially as The Establishment, and Perendinate isn't what it used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Perendinate's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beer.
Perendinate is ranked 12,187th in the world and 1st in Just relax for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,757.53 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- :
Perendinate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Largest Governments.
- : Following new legislation in
Perendinate, Perendinate isn't what it used to be.
- :
Perendinate was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Following new legislation in
Perendinate, the country is governed by a clique of political insiders known colloquially as The Establishment.
- : Following new legislation in
Perendinate, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks.
- : Following new legislation in
Perendinate, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home.
- : Following new legislation in
Perendinate, fire stations and hospitals can't deploy emergency vehicles because badly parked cars block them in.
- : Following new legislation in
Perendinate, museum visitors often bring lemons and black lights.
- : Following new legislation in
Perendinate, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Perendinatean Embarrassments.
- : Following new legislation in
Perendinate, students select colleges based on wi-fi quality.







































