The Matriarchy of Pepsi Convoy is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 5.214 billion Pepsi Convoyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 26.2%.

The Pepsi Convoyian economy, worth 228 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 43,795 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry, farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep, and war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pepsi Convoy's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pepsi Convoy is ranked 137,035^th in the world and 1^st in Minnesota Vikings for Safest, scoring 67.92 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.