The Æuθonumaθ'dom of Peoples Distributer is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Ken Hanae with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 5.5 billion Marmozuneistat officers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SAAI-Assisted Marmozuneistat Calculator. The average income tax rate is 43.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Marmozuneistat officer economy, worth 192 trillion Moneik'rs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 34,947 Moneik'rs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Marmozuneistat officer democracy, Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps, and nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peoples Distributer's national animal is the bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Children of Kat'herina.

Peoples Distributer is ranked 266,235^th in the world and 202^nd in One for Safest, scoring 21.59 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.