The Eternal Shenanigans of People of Walmart is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ugly Naked Guy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.032 billion Walmart shoppers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while Education and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Broken Down Register. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Walmart shopper economy, worth a remarkable 1,052 trillion shames a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 174,519 shames, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,260,839 per year while the poor average 7,698, a ratio of 163 to 1.

From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in People of Walmart, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, and stoogery and pratfalls are about as scathingly clever as Walmart shopper humor gets. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. People of Walmart's national animal is the guest associate, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Waltons.

People of Walmart is ranked 6,002^nd in the world and 1^st in Icor for Most Corrupt Governments, with 204.08 kickbacks per hour.