The Isle of Pellagia is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Hakim Wbika with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.904 billion Pellagians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kineret. The average income tax rate is 20.3%.

The strong Pellagian economy, worth 457 trillion barzels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 46,197 barzels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Tehom-Elism has been named as Pellagia's national religion, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Pellagia's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Tehom-Elism.

Pellagia is ranked 97,111^th in the world and 5^th in Ordis for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,435.99 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.