The Bannorn of Pelessaria is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bann Garek vos Dacon with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.455 billion Pelessarians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orelas. The average income tax rate is 11.2%.

The strong Pelessarian economy, worth 711 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 68,010 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, Bann Garek vos Dacon's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and frustrated teenage boys are told that if they like it then they should have put a ring on it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pelessaria's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Pelessaria is ranked 222,569^th in the world and 2^nd in Uttara Kuru for Largest Black Market, with 325 billion Standard Monetary Units.