The Federal Republic of Pedro Kantor is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 4.639 billion Pedro Kantorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 20.8%.

The strong Pedro Kantorian economy, worth 211 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 45,515 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, and Pedro Kantor has designated Pedro Kantor City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pedro Kantor's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pedro Kantor is ranked 172,482^nd in the world and 5^th in Cadia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 32.25 on the Bus Surprisal Index.