The Free Land of Peachbeard is a large, genial nation, notable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working population of 165 million Peachbeardians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.7%.

The Peachbeardian economy, worth 6.73 trillion Bellies a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,804 Bellies, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, Peachbeard successfully hosted the Mugiwara Clan Olympics, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, and the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Peachbeard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peachbeard's national animal is the Skull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Peachbeard is ranked 117,561^st in the world and 24^th in Mugiwara Clan for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,821.21 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.