The Winners Circle of Paul Cezanne is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by P Cezanne with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 41.303 billion Paul Cezanneans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aix-en-Provence. The average income tax rate is 33.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paul Cezannean economy, worth a remarkable 8,053 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 194,993 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

200 mph car chases are a frequent sight on the otherwise empty motorways, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people, executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins, and troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paul Cezanne's national animal is the rolmops, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Paul Cezanne is ranked 286,762^nd in the world and 220^th in Nederland for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.45 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.