The State of Paul Brown is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.067 billion Paul Brownians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.

The very strong Paul Brownian economy, worth 797 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 61,062 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 233,166 per year while the poor average 11,058, a ratio of 21.1 to 1.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Paul Brown's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Paul Brown is ranked 228,804^th in the world and 10^th in South Australia for Most Beautiful Environments, with 412.94 pounds of wildlife per square mile.