The Matriarchy of Patricia Scotland QC is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning bovina population. The cynical population of 3.528 billion Scotians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 15.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Patricia Scotland QCian economy, worth 163 trillion aurums a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,294 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller and tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests. Crime is moderate. Patricia Scotland QC's national animal is the bovina.

Patricia Scotland QC is ranked 159,976^th in the world and 1^st in the Commonwealth for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 87.02 on the Clooney Contribution Index.