The Eshia of Pathological Facade is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and exploding hoverboards. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.576 billion Pathological Facadeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.4%.

The thriving Pathological Facadean economy, worth 209 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 58,637 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Pathological Facadeans, a PhD just ain't what it used to be, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, and legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pathological Facade's national animal is the umbreon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pathological Facade is ranked 234,685^th in the world and 96^th in RPS for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5.2 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.