The Free Land of Pasture Lands is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Elmer the Bull with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 7.758 billion Pasture Landsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Dream Field. The average income tax rate is 35.3%.

The thriving Pasture Landsian economy, worth 579 trillion Bushels a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 74,735 Bushels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen, the smell of napalm in the morning is usually alongside grilled Ox, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Elmer the Bull's childhood. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pasture Lands's national animal is the Ox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agrarianism.

Pasture Lands is ranked 35,422^nd in the world and 3^rd in Where the Wild Things Are for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,467.72 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.