Most Primitive: 6,903rdMost Devout: 7,970thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,464th
The Squid hater of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Past beans

Population722 million

Capitalnew beans


The Squid hater of Past beans is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 722 million Past beansians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of new beans. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.1%.

The very strong beanie economy, worth 62.2 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 86,127 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 279,705 per year while the poor average 19,996, a ratio of 14.0 to 1.

A stitch in time could see you serving nine, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Leader's rear echelons, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, and the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Past beans's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Past beans is ranked 227,605th in the world and 11,751st in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 17.15 quips per hour.

Most Primitive: 6,903rdMost Devout: 7,970thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,464thTop
Most Cultured: 19,261stMost Authoritarian: 26,790th
Most Primitive: 213th in the regionMost Devout: 240th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 338th in the regionLargest Black Market: 674th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 895th in the regionMost Cultured: 960th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,028th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1,075th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,250th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,314th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,330th in the region

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