The Federal Republic of Pasoloca is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Salvador di Casa with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.632 billion Pasolocans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silverwood. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pasolocan economy, worth 719 trillion Republic Credits a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,222 Republic Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, and drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pasoloca's national animal is the Sasquatch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pasoloca is ranked 71,071^st in the world and 4^th in Lucretian Hegemony for Highest Average Incomes, with 94,222.16 Standard Monetary Units.