The Republic of Partsunknown is a tiny, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 10 million Partsunknownians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 30.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Partsunknownian economy, worth 367 billion rubles a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,689 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Partsunknown's national animal is the bison.

Partsunknown is ranked 110,820^th in the world and 136^th in Britannia for Nicest Citizens, with 14.16 average smiles per day.