The Lussanla League City of Parren is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Magister Lucco vos Parren with a fair hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.773 billion Parrenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parren. The average income tax rate is 13.2%.

The strong Parrenian economy, worth 568 trillion kamas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 58,104 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Even God cannot save you in Parren, school uniforms are compulsory, stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor, and many aides in Magister Lucco vos Parren's office are known to be serial jaywalkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Parren's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Parren is ranked 67,135^th in the world and 4^th in Sarnor for Rudest Citizens, with 70.02 insults per minute.