The Armed Republic of Parksville is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 3.044 billion Parksvilleans, 2.897 billion of whom are zombies, have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.

The Parksvillean economy, worth 264 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 44,200 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parksville's national animal is the Kitsune.

Parksville is ranked 165,464^th in the world and 1^st in Parksville for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 101.68 on the Clooney Contribution Index.