The Republic of Paraguay Occidental is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mario Abdo Benítez with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.108 billion Paraguayos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Asunción. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paraguay Occidentalian economy, worth 608 trillion Guaranis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,109 Guaranis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Paraguay Occidental's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, and criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paraguay Occidental's national animal is the Bell Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Paraguay Occidental is ranked 10,714^th in the world and 2^nd in Avaldonia for Safest, scoring 120.39 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.