The Republic of Paradise By Coldplay is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, lack of airports, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 1.026 billion Paradise By Coldplayians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 49.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Paradise By Coldplayian economy, worth 61.7 trillion Cards a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,110 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, supervisors in Paradise By Coldplay commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, and a major religion has been named as Paradise By Coldplay's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paradise By Coldplay's national animal is the Card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Paradise By Coldplay is ranked 193,331^st in the world and 88^th in Fish Storage for Most Politically Free, scoring 47.56 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.