The Silverite Guardian of Panthalassa-Pangaea is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by 이순신 Yi Sun Sin with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 14.858 billion Panthalassa-Pangaeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panthalassan Carthage. The average income tax rate is 82.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Panthalassa-Pangaean economy, worth a remarkable 2,065 trillion Knots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 138,989 Knots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, and the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery. Crime is totally unknown. Panthalassa-Pangaea's national animal is the pan² dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Panthalassa-Pangaea is ranked 110,399^th in the world and 2^nd in The Realm of Hoi for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,473.51 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.