The Realm of Panhist Turkey is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sultan Kayra I with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 21.02 billion Turks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Istanbul. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Turkish economy, worth a remarkable 2,433 trillion Akces a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,788 Akces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, a light breeze is enough to make Sultan Kayra I fold, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, and the nation's streets have become a winter wonderland of salt and sand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panhist Turkey's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Panhist Turkey is ranked 110,098^th in the world and 4^th in Soviet Democracy for Largest Black Market, with 2.14 trillion Standard Monetary Units.