The Community of Pangolin is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.895 billion Pangolinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 15.1%.

The very strong Pangolinian economy, worth 686 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 77,232 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, the government has returned all business to private ownership, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pangolin's national animal is the Pangolin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pangolin is ranked 91,902^nd in the world and 2^nd in Safari for Highest Average Incomes, with 77,232.73 Standard Monetary Units.