The Federal Republic of Panfanistan is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.458 billion Panfanistanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 50.8%.

The powerhouse Panfanistanian economy, worth 226 trillion fans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,126 fans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, requests for government aid can be forwarded to the beach, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times, and odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panfanistan's national animal is the sea fan, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Panfanistan is ranked 190,789^th in the world and 5^th in Blackacre for Largest Populations, with 2.46 billion capita.