The Change Agent of Simone Republic is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Simone with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.486 billion Simonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mona. The average income tax rate is 12.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Simonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,196 trillion Mones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 400,159 Mones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, public toilets are famed for their rear entries, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins, and police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers. Crime is totally unknown. Simone Republic's national animal is the Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is God.

Simone Republic is ranked 286,142^nd in the world and 6,274^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.23 flags saluted per person per day.