The Dominion of Pan que is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.55 billion Pan queans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 33.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Pan quean economy, worth 141 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 39,884 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Pan que, and Pan que has designated Pan que City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Pan que's national animal is the unicorn.

Pan que is ranked 165,573^rd in the world and 4^th in Realm of Baked Goods for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.66 law-abiding acts per hour.