The Body is round of Pallasa is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Manul with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.278 billion angry kitties are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novosibirsk. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming angry economy, worth 422 trillion Fangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 98,818 Fangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned, crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death, and children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pallasa's national animal is the Pallas Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ancestor Worship.

Pallasa is ranked 13,862^nd in the world and 1^st in Mongolia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,346.98 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.