The District of Page 4 is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.508 billion Fourth Pagers are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The minute, moralistic, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The strong Page 4ian economy, worth 362 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 65,770 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, voting is voluntary, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Page 4's national animal is the deer.

Page 4 is ranked 62,647^th in the world and 3^rd in Douglas for Most Primitive, scoring 44.72 on the Scary Big Number Scale.