The Protectorate of Paffnicard Rares S3 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.896 billion Paffniacs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.3%.

The very strong Paffniac economy, worth 188 trillion banks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 65,194 banks, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, organ donation is compulsory, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, and people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Paffnicard Rares S3's national animal is the card and its national religion is card farming.

Paffnicard Rares S3 is ranked 116,617^th in the world and 11^th in 10KI Card Farm for Safest, scoring 75.25 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.