The Federation of Pachaca is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Miguel Chavez Laureano with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.358 billion Pachacans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pachaca City. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Pachacan economy, worth a remarkable 4,483 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 394,731 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School history books often refer to Miguel Chavez Laureano as "that imperialist pig dog", agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, and school nurse's offices feature full-service operating suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pachaca's national animal is the Llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mixed.

Pachaca is ranked 7,350^th in the world and 1^st in Asamblea del Orbe for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,753.33 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.