The Holy Empire of Pablitistan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Glorious Immortal Dictator Pablito with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.447 billion Pablitistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pablito's Castle. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Pablitistanian economy, worth 398 trillion Nutriberries a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,808 Nutriberries, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, populations of two-headed Pablitoes have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, the term "Native Pablitistanian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pablitistan's national animal is the Pablito, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pablitistan is ranked 259,192^nd in the world and 2^nd in The Warrior Alliance for Most Primitive, scoring -184.14 on the Scary Big Number Scale.