The Republic of P462 is a very large, cultured nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, devout population of 291 million P462ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Healthcare, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 38.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The P462ian economy, worth 15.0 trillion złoties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,544 złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
It ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into P462, universities now offer degrees in cycling etiquette, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P462's national animal is the python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
P462 is ranked 218,113th in the world and 831st in Concord for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 796.2 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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P462, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
- : Following new legislation in
P462, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
- : Following new legislation in
P462, universities now offer degrees in cycling etiquette.
- : Following new legislation in
P462, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into P462.
- : Following new legislation in
P462, the police double as repo men.
- : Following new legislation in
P462, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service.
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P462 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in
P462, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Leader is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in
P462, polygamy is legal.
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P462 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".

