The Republic of P335 is a very large, genial nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The quiet, industrious population of 360 million P335ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.8%.

The very strong P335ian economy, worth 27.0 trillion złoties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 74,919 złoties, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

The masses are surrendering their civil liberties without complaint for the sake of shopping convenience, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, and funding for education has been redirected into the military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P335's national animal is the python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

P335 is ranked 33,137^th in the world and 123^rd in Concord for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,521.7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.