The Republic of P322 is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its smutty television, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 358 million P322ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong P322ian economy, worth 22.0 trillion złoties a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,416 złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, tax assessment offices double as polling stations, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and domestic cruise ships fly the P322ian flag out of fear of being blown up. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P322's national animal is the python, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

P322 is ranked 97,910^th in the world and 466^th in Concord for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,425.96 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.