The Republic of P250 is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its digital currency, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 319 million P250ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.0%.

The strong P250ian economy, worth 20.4 trillion złoties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,954 złoties, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 217,921 per year while the poor average 13,823, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

In the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off, and prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P250's national animal is the monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

P250 is ranked 65,982^nd in the world and 10^th in We like money for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,541.21 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.