The Republic of P242 is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its lack of airports, ritual sacrifices, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 359 million P242ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 44.5%.
The strong P242ian economy, worth 19.4 trillion złoties a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,078 złoties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
People on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense, the dartboard at the P242ian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face, and disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P242's national animal is the monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
P242 is ranked 75,587th in the world and 281st in Concord for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,029.72 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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P242's influence in Concord rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
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P242 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
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P242, disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects.
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P242, the dartboard at the P242ian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face.
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P242, all children's clothes come in only cream and off-white to prevent offense.
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P242, people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures.
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P242, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
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P242 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
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P242, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms.
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P242, devotion to God is only skin-deep.






