The Republic of P161 is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, disturbing lack of elderly people, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 474 million P161ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 58.8%.

The very strong P161ian economy, worth 32.6 trillion złoties a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,707 złoties, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same, the sun now sets on the P161ian Empire, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, and over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P161's national animal is the monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

P161 is ranked 82,884^th in the world and 13^th in Poland for Nicest Citizens, with 15.51 average smiles per day.