The Republic of P123 is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, avant-garde cinema, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical population of 469 million P123ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.8%.

The powerhouse P123ian economy, worth 37.4 trillion złoties a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 79,751 złoties, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse, there's nothing more P123ian than revanchism, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P123's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

P123 is ranked 96,847^th in the world and 460^th in Concord for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,436.5 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.