The Republic of P-Punk is a mammoth, cultured nation, renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.742 billion P-Punkians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 23.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse P-Punkian economy, worth 881 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,853 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, P-Punkians ask their doctors whether chili peppers are right for them, and pinkie promises are a matter of life and death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P-Punk's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

P-Punk is ranked 229,846^th in the world and 1^st in Null for Safest, scoring 43.85 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.