The Borderlands of P-I-A is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pia Pandora with an even hand, and notable for its burgeoning dragon population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 26.271 billion Pians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto. The average income tax rate is 34.7%.

The P-I-Aian economy, worth 954 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 36,317 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, P-I-A has designated Porto as its capital city, Atheism has been named as P-I-A's national religion, and Pia Pandora has just been declared ruler of P-I-A in an international press conference. Crime is moderate. P-I-A's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

P-I-A is ranked 92,910^th in the world and 1^st in Freer Freelandia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 3,179.62 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.