The Queen's State of Ozbek is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.9 billion Ozbekians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The very strong Ozbekian economy, worth 504 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 22,027 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 149,760 per year while the poor average 1,183, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and Ozbek has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ozbek's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ozbek is ranked 266,305^th in the world and 7^th in Tashkent for Safest, scoring 12.44 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.