The Commonwealth of Oxnard is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.908 billion Oxnardians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.1%.

The strong Oxnardian economy, worth 243 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 49,484 Delta Eagles, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

War criminals are given full state funerals, adultery has been made a capital offence, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and the fattest folk in Oxnard look to be the happiest ones. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oxnard's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oxnard is ranked 233,526^th in the world and 7^th in Portland for Highest Poor Incomes, with 19,484.13 Standard Monetary Units.